Dec 11 2006
Materials for MBalmer - MBA Jokes III
It is fitting to say “Miracles Do Happen” in the middle of the holiday season: our fellow 08er, Sean O’Henry finally regained consciousness from a weekend-long coma resulted from a freak incident outside the Boeing Auditorium (he was accidentally knocked unconscious by fellow autograph-seekers going after Peter Neupert).
What is more amazing, O’Henry claimed that he was dead for “a little while” because he first saw the “light at the end of the tunnel” then St. Peter himself. However, O’Henry’s tale turns bizarre from here on: he claims that the book in front of St. Peter actually looks a lot like the final exam of Organizational Behavior: “There is this list of things and sub-things that you have to do in your life. If you miss a point here and a point there, the next thing you know, you are sent to purgatory” as “what happened to a couple of guys ahead of me”.
O’Henry said he got a chance to peek into St. Peter’s book but did not remember what he saw. “All I remember afterwards was waking up seeing you guys.”